Ignore the man behind the curtain-looking robe.

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"ONLY ONE TRIBUNAL EVER ADOPTED A PRACTICE OF FORCING COUNSEL UPON AN UNWILLING DEFENDANT IN A CRIMINAL PROCEEDING. THE TRIBUNAL WAS THE STAR CHAMBER." U.S. v FARETTA , 422 US 806 (1975)

OUTSIDE IT'S AMERICA.

WHAT WOULD BE THE CAPACITY OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AND OF THE COURTS TO SUPRESS THIS KIND OF SPEECH?" --Judge A. Howard Matz, PRE-TRIAL OF KILLERCOP

Once Upon A Time...I Narrowly Escaped Insanity

Hocus Poke U.S.

A Children Fairy Tale.

One upon a time there was an Elf Master, a tiny man who called himself a judge, in the Mystical Circuit of the Ninth Realm. The Mystical Circuit is run by The Wizard of Koz. He is insane.

The Wizard of Koz.

The Elf Master is the guardian of the Ring Of The Secret. But he is not the Lord Of The Ring. The Ring now belongs to Killercop. And they want it back.

Why?

Just Koz I Say So.

The Wicked Witch of the West hated Killercop, and so did her flying monkeys. But she knew the Elf Master, and the Wizard, and other powerful Warlocks and Demons and Goblins. And they conspired to silence his speech and thoughts.

So the Wicked Witch of the West and her evil step child, Elena Declivitous, a woman who hated small children; for she herself was barren, and thought nothing of putting their innocent Fathers away in prison, decided they would lie to the Elf Master, and bring forth a Selective Prosecution against Killercop, with the help of a lower case Detective monkey, within the Mystical Circuit of the Ninth Realm.

Why?

"Cause Gary the 800 pound Gorilla paid them off and bought the investigation into Killercop, he certainly bought off the subpoena. So who knows? He bought off the Democrats and Republicans equally.

So they had Killercop arrested. And then tortured. Based solely on what the lower flying monkeys said to the bigger monkeys.

And then the special monkey had to fly out to Free Land, to accuse killercop of international trafficking in arms sales, attempted murder, extortion, and of being a bad Father, too; in case the former was not enough. The gloves came off.

When Killercop would not give in to the torture, the monkeys flew him back across the land to the Mystical Circuit of the Ninth Realm, wherein they kept him imprisoned, awaiting a trial-in-name-only.

Then during the pretrial Killercop was denied basic fundamental rights. Such as the right to be informed of the nature of the crime. Or Due Process. It was all a sham. And agony to boot! They violated civil rights, rules and the law. They had no shame.

So the Wicked Witch of the West, the Elf Master and the Apprentice, all met in a secret hearing to discuss how to further deny Killercop's fundamental rights. So they sent him to the Evil Dr. Who. That's a fact.

Elena Declivitous, cried out, "I can cast a spell, on the jury, to taint them against him by blinking my big brown eyes, and the judge can use his evil powers to change the very words of the law!" "And then he can deny all experts to help him."

"Together we are un- confrontable!!" "And un recuseable!" she cackled. "Plus, the numbers are on our side!"She shrieked and cackled again. Hahahaha!

"And after the Apprentice is finished with him, we'll force the dumbest of the dumb to "assist" him, " the Elf Master squeaked. Muhaha!

"Yes,' he said, "the Wizard of Koz will enjoy that. In fact, the whole Realm is in on it!!"

So they did just that, and right before they sentenced him, illegally, Killercop made but one request. "Will you but follow your own law? "

"No!" Said the the Elf Master, "There is no equal protection under the law down here in the Realm of the Mystics."

"Go cry up to the Wizard and see if he will give you an honest and fair rehearing for your thought crimes!! No assistance of counsel for you!! This is not a complex computer case! I know, just KozISaySo. Here, the law is what I tell you it is..." "So say all my experts, too!"

And then, with a wave of the magic wand and the secret words, "Frivolous, Thus and "PSR," he vanished in a cloud of smoke and mirrors.

 

 

STOP FOR THE SHAM!

So Killercop went to see the Wizard, but the Wizard was busy making Laws/Rules/Policies and jerking off to follow the law; plus the the Wizard wanted to use the Killercop case to make new law of the land. To gain even more "power" over the internet, and that's the end of it. And because it would be used to cover up the crimes of his good buddy. At least until he and his activist buddies, and Masters, decide they will shut it down. It's all about the jurisdiction now.

So Killercop went home, after being released from prison and the substantial illegal sentence, to look for his daughter, and try to rebuild his life from scratch, from the prison they sent him to serve out the illegal sentence, many, many years later. And as he waited on his porch, reading the paper, he began to write. And this time the numbers were on his side. And the law. I mean, probably.

So he promptly continued to press the issue of the equality. And un-equality. And one day he would win. It was in his Nature to speak his truth. And to confront his accuser. And no man on Earth could prevent it, lawfully. But the one's who play stupid could try, unlawfully. It's complex, and baffling, so close your eyes and sleep on it.

The end.

 

Not that anyone in the realm cared.

 

This story is dedicated only to "another person"

and not to "the person of another."


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